Funny Status Updates for Facebook/Facebook tips
Selasa, 19 Juni 2012
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Hello friends, Are you thinking what you should update for the Facebook status today, then here is some cool and funny status update for you which you'll like and its quite different from others ..check this out and update your status with some funny quotes.
1. I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
2. Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie..
3. Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
4.That awkward moment, when you're walking through the metal detector and your abs of steel set it off.
5. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
6. If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
7. its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
8. Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
9. Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
10. Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.
11. Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
12. I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
13. Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :
14. My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
15. Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
16. Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.
17. You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
18. It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
19. I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice :)
20. The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”
21. Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
22. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
23. Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
24. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
25. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
26. The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.
2. Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie..
3. Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
4.That awkward moment, when you're walking through the metal detector and your abs of steel set it off.
5. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
6. If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
7. its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
8. Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
9. Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
10. Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.
11. Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
12. I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
13. Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :
14. My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
15. Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
16. Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.
17. You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
18. It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
19. I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice :)
20. The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”
21. Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
22. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
23. Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
24. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
25. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
26. The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.
27. There should be an eject button in cars for people who touch my perfectly positioned vents.
28. The awkward moment when you accidentally press "like" on your ex's status update.
29. WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
30. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
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